Friday, September 3

Bob announces two more events

Good morning this is Bob from Catnetwork News ,

Well we are down to our last three events and today we'll be running "climbing " and "wrestling" two tough events which should only be attempted after a decent sleep.

Height is important with climbing and points will be deducted if you have to be rescued . Falling from trees while bouncing off branches while spectacular (Lizzy please note) is outside our health and safety policy.
Climbing owners can be gangs of fun but they are not a valid climbable object in this contest.

The second event "wrestling" is a more open event , find something and beat the hell out of it , rugs are good, soft toys, shoes or find a buddy and beat each other up The key elements are lots of thumping , groans and occasions squeaks. Note this is a fun event so claws fully retracted please.

Tomorrow the big popular event "Furniture deconstruction"

This is Bob for Catnetwork News

No comments: